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I GUESS OF ALL MY UNCLES, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him
Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat
one of us. Later, we found out he was a bear.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought.
-- D. Cavett
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I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned him, and
we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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I had a dream last night...
I dreamt about 1976.
I dreamt about a country with incurable brain damage...
I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant.
Then I woke up and I knew it was only a nightmare...
so I went back to sleep again.
-- Ralph Steadman, "Fear and Loathing '72"
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I had a feeling once about mathematics -- that I saw it all. Depth beyond
depth was revealed to me -- the Byss and the Abyss. I saw -- as one might
see the transit of Venus or even the Lord Mayor's Show -- a quantity passing
through infinity and changing its sign from plus to minus. I saw exactly
why it happened and why tergiversation was inevitable -- but it was after
dinner and I let it go.
-- Winston Churchill
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I had a virgin once. I had to go to Guatemala for her. She was blind
in one eye, and she had a stuffed alligator that said, "Welcome to Miami
Beach."
-- The Stunt Man
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I had another dream the other day about government financial management
people. They were small and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they
had stepped out of a painting by Goya.
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I had another dream the other day about music critics. They were small
and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a
painting by Goya.
-- Stravinsky
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I had never been too political, but I knew how white people treated black
people and it was hard for me to come back to the bullshit white people
put a black person through in this country. To realize you don't have any
power to make things different is a bitch.
-- Miles Davis
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I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet,
so I took his shoes.
-- Dave Barry
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